Read it, it's fascinating really. Actually I know you're reading cause you got nothing better to do with your pathetic unexciting inconsequential life. Im not writing this crap to be some literary know it all; my goal is to amuse you and take you away from your boring day and make your panties wet.
On the agenda today, my legs are so sore, I tried to figure skate and lasted 1 hour while little pro star hockey wannabe children scooted around me and passed me at least 6 times over. I can't even compete with a child, i might as well kill myself now. Well at least im not completely EMO like someone i know. I think he's perpetually emo. I think he was emo when he was in his mama's womb. Heck its cause its all dark and stuff in there and he's all enveloped in fluids. I suppose I'd be emo too but my mama feed me well. She feed me shrimps and mangos and now im all allergic to that shit. Its so not fair. My mother gipped me of all exotic foods stuff. I'm going to eat 15 donuts now , its my mom's fault that i'm a fatass.
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obviously a jab at yours truly.
I'm not emo. Just bitter and grumpy and stuff.
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