Going back to the past is funny.

I'm referring to an old blog re owning a pet and cannibalism in the case of famine.
Since getting Choco I've been plumping him up...feeding him lots of stinky liver treats so he can blow secret farts when i least expect it. He's starting to get heavier now, mostly muscle. I'm working on that, its so hard not to eat him now espescially when I get really hungry I have to stop myself from staring at him like he's a roast chicken. I don't think it will be hard to eat him, he's not your conventional "cute" dog. I'd say he's grumpy at best. He's always sitting there judging me with those puppy dog disapproving looks that says "Don't even think about eating me." Gawd what a suck.