Riding in the city is scary.

Bikers unite! No not the motorized 2 wheel kind, the leg powered 2 wheel kind.
Everywhere I go I see people cycling to work, swerving in between cars and onto the sidewalk. It's funny to see a full suited man wearing his socks over his pant legs to keep the pants from getting caught in the peddles or when you see a woman with her skirt tucked under her ass to keep from exposing her privates to all the pervys.
I rather ride a bike to work then to take the dumbass TTC which reaks of B.O. and smells of dickfarts. I rather risk my life getting hit by some dumb ass taxi driver parked and decides to swerve out at the last minute and barely manages to avoid clipping me while I ride by him. Riding in the city is dangerous people but riding on the TTC is even worse. You're bound to smell of ass by the time you get to work as your coworkers walk by you with smooshface.