Don't "F**K" with me bitches I'm out of here. You ain't got nothing on me!
I'm number 1!
I've watched so many movies lately that I no longer act or talk as myself. I think I'm all badass and shit just because I think living the life of a movie is much more interesting than living my mundane life. One day I can be a messed up junkie waiting for the next hit and the next day an emotional wreck who buys a doll off the interweb and thinks she's the love of my life. Or maybe I'll just find the love of my life in Ireland only to have him die and send me letters from his grave. Maybe one day I will just live the life of a badass assassin and kill bad people while wearing cool ass suits. If only my real life were a movie, a real life movie that I can be anyone and everyone I want to be. That would be some cool shit. Perhaps I'll do that starting today. YippieKay-Ay Motherfuckers!
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"No more drugs for that man!"
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