Thursday, September 25, 2008

Top 5 ways to move on during a breakup.

This one's for you J!

1) Get a haircut and color. Chop off your locks or dye your hair an outageous color like Red. It will make you feel better, look better and make you feel like you shed the old behind and you're in with the NEW!

2) Go Shopping...buy yourself something nice. Whether it be a new pair of shoes or a smoking hot shirt. Who cares about the credit card right now, you need something new to go along with that great haircut.

3) Spa Day , take time out to relax, get pampered and feel good. Best to do this before the haircut and shopping. Don't forget in any relationship, you should never neglect yourself. Now you just have more time to pamper yourself.

4) Go out with pals, keep busy and meet new people. PS remember to flirt with new people you meet, go on dates and save me the dating stories of the bum ones. It could be good material for your future book.

5) Watch shows about why its great not being a relationship and all the troubles they cause. I recommend "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" or "Sex and the City" episode where Berger breaks up with Carrie on a post it. Oh and he sucked at sex.

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