Thursday, March 12, 2009

Big Titties aren't all that....

I don't get why some girls obsess about having big titties.
It's not all that and this is proof. Fucking button down shirts don't stay on.
That or i have to start buying extra extra large shirts. I fucking hate them. If only i did my laundry I wouldn't have resorted to wearing this.

TRUE STORY.
One day at the office I wore a button down shirt. Damn titties must have been lactating that day because the button popped at the clevage and hit the table. The meeting room table. Boobies exposed during a meeting. Good times. Lucky my notebook was in front of me but I'm sure everyone got a glimpse for free and didn't have to pay like you would in a strip club or Mardi Gras "Girls Gone Wild" Scenario.

3 comments:

@Wedding_crasher said...

Priceless...
I am always afraid that's going to happen with some of my button downs...
Did I tell you about my pants ripping at the office 2 weeks ago?
lol
You and I got the whole free show down girl! :D

lilu said...

lol. i love you long time. wish i was there. ur story rivals dong's hole in the ass of his pants presentation story.

Wikked Windy said...

Needless to say I think my boobies are growing bigger and bigger everyday. They have a mind of their own! DO you ever feel that way about your boobies?

Omg i have a pant ripping story as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL bend down to pick up a box, split pants down the middle-exposed bottocks.
Not only that I had to run to winners to buy a pair of pants cause the more i moved, the more the seams ripped and right up to the crotch.......

Whats your pants ripping story!???