If there's one thing in the world that I hate a lot it's paper cuts. Okay there's two things I hate a lot.(Carpets on stairs, another post for later).
Anyhow, I think if i were a psychotic serial killing torturer maniac I'd like to inflict pain on my subjects with paper cuts. I can't think of anything more torturous than being tied up in a chair, eyes forced open with toothpicks, while being subjected to watching a rather largish man whose belly rivals that of a very pregnant woman, dancing around in a pink tutu, with clown face makeup while little organ grinding monkeys dance around him in the background.
Then being the evil serial killer I am, I would inflict little papercuts on my subjects, and in each of those cuts, using a wee syringe, drop acid into each little cut while a child laughs evil like in the foreground.
WOW. I have issues..!
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