More Nerdiness with excel

I can't get enough of excel. I dont think I can ever use another tool like this in my lifetime. Is over-organization ever too much? I can use excel for virtually anything in my life that needs planning. I have worksheets for planning weddings, funerals, birthday parties, barbeques, camping trips, vacations, home buying...

Holy Shit I'm a nerd.

I have too much frigging time on my hands. I have a love/hate relationship with EXCEL. I love it for all the wonderful little checklists I create to keep myself organized but I hate it for all the complexities I try to make it do like formulas for auto-calculation and format and shit. Damn I'm a nerd.

Here's my latest nerdlinger checklist for Choco's pet-sitters. Man if i didn't know me and someone sent me this checklist, I'd think to myself...."Self, this person is one fucking nerd with no life. What a frigging tree-hugger animal lover!"



I even created a "COMMAND" worksheet...FUCK I AM SUCH A NERD who's so good at stuff.

"I'm Working From Home"

What does that really mean? Definitely not what it says. It makes me giddy as sh*t that corporations worldwide are losing money to this epidemic of work from home. That's GIVING it to the MAN! So here I am sitting in my pjs, drinking my coffee, "working from home". I feel so entitled, so priviledged to be able to write taunting emails to my fellow mates about how much "work" I'm doing.
I really did have a purpose to work from home today. I need to focus on updating some crappy excel and don't need the jibberjabber of my fellow coworkers bitching about how much they think the place sucks in not so politically correct terms. Yet for some odd reason I'm not getting very much done with the noise from the street, the blaring music from my ipod and constant msn/gtalk messages from my mates about
"my ass hurts" or "im so drunk from binge drinking". Funny though, it doesnt help to have a big ass sitting on your tron that stops you from typing your oh so important blog about not working.

I hate excel

I really do. When you start using excel as a drawing tool it's time to quit your job and do something useful in life. Even a construction worker or a garbage man has more worth in their job than I. At the end of the day, when the construction worker or garbage man goes home they can say "Honey, I've been shovelling shit all day!" Meanwhile I go home and say "I sat on my ass in front of a computer and drew all day" There's no fucking substance in that! No one will feel sorry for my ass. No one. So i'm just going to shut the fuck up next time someone asks me what i do in life. And if I really need to answer, I'll lie and say I'm umemployed.