CRAVINGS FOR ALL THINGS BAD!

Are you hungry? I know I am. I constantly crave food all the time, and when I'm eating, I'm thinking of other foods I could have been eating that I am not eating because I'm currently already eating something already. I know one thing for sure,  I hear people making new year resolutions for 2012. Crazy resolutions like No fast food joints, no buffets, no "all you can eat", and no junk etc. Those to me are the craziest of resolutions. I didn't make any resolutions this year as I was too busy sleeping through new years eve.

Which brings me to this post, I crave food. I love food. I even love McDonalds even though its hella bad. I espescially enjoy McDicks' from a foreign country. They typically have random shit we don't have here in North America. It's crazy! Case in point, in Europe they have Eurosaver menus. This includes anything stated as 1 euro! Nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could stuff my face full of McDick's nastiness all for a cheap euro meal!

People probably assume I'm a real skinny bitch but I'm not. I'm average with a super duper sick appetite for disgusting-ness. I could stand to lose about 15 pounds but that's my perogative to stay a fat bitch and haters can hate all they want. I am hungry now, I will go stuff my face full of food and you should too instead of reading this random ass post.

I'm probably the most boringest person alive

So here I am reading up some blogs of some of my friends, one in particular a very emo one, then a very sentimental one and i decided, I'm going to start my own damn blog. Well does anyone i know read this? Probably not but hey it never hurts to just publish some random bullshit like this guy I know who crunches numbers for a living that makes no sense at all but hey it might potentially amuse the said individual who might come upon this. The fact of the matter is that I like to talk to myself. Im an attention whore, so i am going to attention whore right now. Sometimes I refer to myself in the 3rd person, others in 2nd. It all depends on how I'm feeling.

Today I feel fancy. Like fancy pants. I want fancy pants snowboard jacket. But I don't want any just random jacket...i want a matching 686 Snowboarding jacket in yellow and black at least 10000m! Yes indeedy. Will i ever go snowboarding? That's a good question, i have the pants and boots but keep perpetually making excuse that there is no snow so I can avoid going.
I think its cause im afraid to fall on my ass;thereby reducing the little ass I have now.

Maybe i should invent ass cushions or ass padding. I like padding, it probably feels really comfortable walking with padding stuck to your ass. It would be like im always sitting. I can't imagine those with shelf like asses walking around all day long banging into shit and barely fitting through doors and into chairs. Hell if i worked for an airline agency or a hotel or a bus company or a cruise ship... I'd make sure I'd include an surcharge fee whereby i can charge you double the occupancy for the size of your ass.

GAWD im going home now.