Googletalk...it's funny and random.

I love googletalk and msn. You can have the most random conversations with people and it saves the chats so you can go back later and read the history. I was reading some of my past chats and thought I'd start posting the funniest and most random ones.

Example One: Getting picked up on gtalk.
His course of action: Compliment and flattery can get you everywhere.
My course of action: Deny, Deny, Deny and lots of random comments and humor.

L: Ok - You know you're an attractive girl - right?
Me: wellll im not totally hideous
L: please
Me: right that much i know
L: You're an attractive lady
Me: why thank you, you are too kind or either blind.

Example 2: Random convos about Geckos and Groundhogs with Durks:

me: haha
i go crazy
sitting at hiome
stiring my pot
Durks: with frogs eyes?
and lizard tails?
is it a bubbly cauldron?
me: no geckos
i stole geckos from your basement
Durks: really?
me: uh huh
Durks: he doesnt live in my basement though
me: TRUE STORY!
Durks: really?
i thought he lived on the main floor
=S musta run away
me: no
he went to Alan's
Durks: took the bus?
me: and multiplied
and then came back
and laid eggs in the basement
Durks: oh musta taken a taxi
me: cause your dad fed them at midnight
and he shouldnt have done that
cause now theres more than 1
Durks: i doubt he coulda hitch hiked there
me: he walked
he has 4 legs
he used the tunnel that the ground hog used
Durks: hahahahah
oh the ground hog!
me: yeah
Durks: i see
me: the one that dug a hole from your yard to alan's
thats how he get his groove on
Durks: all the way!
me: yeah all the way
cause its a secret passage
only the groundhog and gecko kow about it
Durks: but i know about it now
me: yeah cause i told you
but it was ssecret

Example 3: Defining Nutella to Alan
me: Ur weird
U do and look weird
Alan: i do weird?
me: Hold me close young tony danza
Haahahahahahhahahahhaa
Alan: and I'm weird?
me: Weird like nutella
Alan: cuz nutella is nuts?
LOL
me: Its made of nuts
And squirrels love nuts, it makes them nuts
Hence weird is nutella
Alan: weird like nutella
me: Yup
No taxing my phrase
Holla
Alan: yeesh
me: Yeesh
Alan: don't be so nutella
me: Don't be so skippy
Haha
Alan: bleh to you

I reject you for rejecting me.

The ultimate in comebacks after being rejected. No you can't reject me, i reject you.
This is how I feel with all my relationships but it seems as though I'm always one step too slow in rejecting someone.

On that note, a funny rejection letter I read today. I wish I could write one of these to everyone who has ever rejected me for any job I applied for.