If i could leave, I totally would.

I heard on the radio today about a study that says that Happy Married Women sleep better than Single Women. WELL LADEEFUCKING DAH! Good for happily married women! I hate freaking studies, thanks for pointing out the fucking obvious. Yes people who are generally happy will sleep better than those that are miserable. Just because you add in the married versus single aspect of it doesn't make the study anymore evidence or proof as a scientific finding! Fucking studies.

On that note, I don't sleep good, yes Im single. I don't sleep good because I have ultrasonic hearing and can hear when my upstairs neighbours are fucking like god damn rabbits and their hyena love making sounds. I can hear when my neighbor taking a piss above my head and flushes the toilet. I can even hear when their dog or cat or whatever animal they have is playing with a ball across the hardwood floor. Heck it doesn't help having 2 guarddogs that growl/bark at the slightest noise to warn me of the impending doom of someone walking by the doorway. It also doesnt help that the biggest brat Nilla decides that she wants to wake up every 2 hours to quack at me so she can get up on the bed. So i let her up on the bed and what does she do? She decides it's fun day and starts jumping around me and Choco like we're part of a fucking trampoline. Damn dogs, always trying to bring a sista down.

YES im grumpy. Fuck. On that note, enjoy this picture because I wish this were me.