Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Math sucks and So do i

I suck at math. I suck at it really hard.I barely passed math in high school.
In fact i failed math and had to take the courses at least twice before I actually passed. I am not a fucking math person. I use to be really good in English and Social Studies and history and politics. Now Im just good at bullshitting and talking.

One of my current job responsibilities is to review and analyze the hours and costs for resources on a monthly basis. I also am responsible to upkeep the financial budget. I can't even fathom to how I got this job with the suckage I am in math. I can barely add without counting my fingers and it takes me about a minute to multiply.

Im a total fucking moron in math. Don't talk to me about numbers, you will just plain confuse the shit out of me and I'll start to zone you out and go to my happy place while nodding my head in comprehension and a face of "I understand what you're asking me or telling me". Meanwhile smurfs are getting it on in a threesome singing "LALALALALALA".


seriously!

3 comments:

@Wedding_crasher said...

I used to be really good at math... Then I got old... I count on my fingers all the time.. D:
It's a little discouraging when every one around me is so much better at it.
And yet they all still come to me for help with every thing else.
LOL
Sucking at math isn't the end of the world.
iPhone calculator has helped me alot.
even in an exam.

Windelynn said...

Tell me about it. I am google master with math. GOOGLE MASTER!
Seriously though its part of my job requirement! Sad when i suck so bad at it. I hate performance metrics and why the fuck does everyone have to put a percentage to things? Just cause it gives a mathmatically example of how things can be better/worse? That's fucked like some stupid statistical survey!

lilu said...

awesome! i thought i was the only one who had to take each math twice to pass with a satisfactory mark!

here's to not really being chinese!!!!