What's new pussycats?

So much has happened over the past month. I am dying for a warm vacation to someplace sunny. I really miss the sun. I feel so drained from life and work that i just wish I could kick back and enjoy some ME time. Sit in the sun with my bikini, get a tan, drink some Pina Colada's all 80's style while listening to the soft splash of the waves.
But alas I can not because I'm fricking poor and got billz coming out of my ass and like peeps be all bugging me and shit to give them moneyz and I'm all.....I IS BROKE! Can't y'all see. Cut me some frigging SLACK!

Okay deep breaths. This month is hell. Weekends are stolen by family related events.
I just want to crawl into a hole and hibernate! Please can I? My animal friends are leaving me, Tequila my foster doggy is going to Nova Scotia. This dog has travelled more of Canada than I have. Bitch! Then girl cat aka KIKO is going home to a lovely family and is going to be a companion to a nice girl....I'll miss the little bugger.
I think my two monkeys will be happy to have me all to themselves again....I doubt they even remember their friends....