Showing posts with label Terrorist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terrorist. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Vroom Vroom!


Insert *blaring motorcycle loud obnoxious muffler like noises* here.
Woohoo off to the land of the Bush and its wonderful target stores with its cool 24 hour walmarts. I can't wait to drink cherry coke, eat potato chips you can't get here and talk with my southern accent. I can't wait to interact with AMERIcans.
Har and drink beer and stuff my face and fistfight with terrorists.

Goodbye shritty Canada!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The power within

Nervousness set in as the man-boy explained to me in a fast paced manner the insides and out of operating the unit. I wasn't listening, I just wanted to grab it in my hand and feel the power within. Once we were settled in the zone, thats where i started to panic. All the excitement built up for this event left me in a state of shock. I didnt know how to operate it and as i glanced over to the others around me, they were off in their zones, shooting up a storm.

Hesitantly I picked up the gun, the glock 9mm felt foreign in my hands. I braced myself and set myself in the right position. My fear was the recoil. All around me the sounds of gunshots went off, none were from me. I finally took a deep breath.
I squeezed the trigger, blinked and all I could see was a tiny little hole in the chest of my target. That bought a smile on my face. I didn't miss. I squeezed again, I blinked again. I couldn't stop the blinking. Finally after 4 rounds, I got it down, forced the eyes open and boom boom boom, my target was totally dead by now.

After 50 rounds, I was done, my target with its head still intact couldn't have survived. The chest was a splishsplash of bullet holes. I felt great, I could do anything! I could shoot guns forever, and then i realized that i had to go home on the plane with the smell of gunpowder and residue on my body. I wasn't getting on any plane, I was going to be detained for being a terrorist. But airport security must be lax cause they let me go home with everything including my shot up target and the power within.