2011 Ford Fiesta SES Review - For People Who Don't Think Big.

2011 Ford Fiesta SES

When I first starting looking for new cars, I never once considered a larger vehicle. To me, smaller was always better. Compact, lightweight, meant faster speeds and better agility. So when i started hunting for my next vehicle, I came across the Ford Fiesta. I knew I wanted a brand new spanking "never been touched on the knee" kind of car. And when I laid my eyes upon the Fiesta, an abundance of dirty thoughts crossed my mind. I wanted this car so badly I had to have it.

The Ford Fiesta is a car unlike other compacts. It features the luxury of a mid sized sedan but in a tiny midget body. I upgraded and got the SES version which includes heated leather seating, a moon roof, fancy wheels, spoiler and in all in a lime green color. Why did I choose such a bright color? The reason alone is to be able to quickly identify my vehicle in a line of black or white cars in a giant sized parking lot.

Now here is the fun part: The Fiesta is great for the average person, and by small I don't mean little people. I mean average sized person from China. Giants from European heritage or North Americans do not apply.
For them being in the Fiesta is like being in a 4x4 box with their elbows and knees tucked in or in a GO-cart.

Also for dog owners who are considering the fiesta, well lets just say if you like rat looking dogs, then this is your car. Also you shouldn't have more than two rat looking dogs because its really not ideal for this type of car. And by rat, i mean this type of dog. Okay so this one looks more like a fox. (That's not the point of the discussion btw).

I am Moki wearing a silly sweater.

Max of 2 rats per fiesta only.

For mastiff owners, do NOT even think about getting this car. Case in point, I got my vehicle prior to acquiring two giant sized mastiffs. Okay so maybe I don't have ESP and didn't predict that I would outgrow my vehicle. (Big ups to those of you who do have ESP; you can go suck on a dick now.-Did you know I was going to say that? Okay Kudos to you ASSHOLE!)

Here is what the fiesta looks like with a 100lb mastiff in the backseat. You get the drift? What I didn't tell you was that there is another mastiff in the trunk! So, don't get a fricking mastiff if you have a Fiesta! Or....alternatively don't get a fiesta if you have mastiffs!

Italian Cane Corso Mastiff in back seat, Another Italian Cane Corso in the Trunk.

Look my head takes up the entire window

Why would you put me in the backseat of this tiny car? Im huge!

This is the end of my review. There you have it. Don't buy a Ford Fiesta if you think big, or have huge things or like things that are hugey. In fact, don't buy a Ford Fiesta if you are giant. But do BUY a Ford Fiesta if you like small thingys and are tiny and like tiny stuff and enjoy being in tiny places surrounded by tiny thingys.