Man-hands

I'm convinced I have man-hands like that episode from Seinfeld. Although my hands are not giant sized, they are rough and by no means girly with long finger nails that disable you from pretty much doing anything functionally.
You can't open a pop can or type properly on your smartphone device. You can't do shit all cause your delicate girly fingers makes u a decrepit disabled loser.
But back to my hands, let's take a closer look. I make a pathetic attempt to look less man hand-ish through colorful nailpolish. I suck at applying nail-polish. I bite my fingers and my nails are often scraggly. I wouldn't hold my hands. They are dry too like a man who works all day using his hands to do shit. Wait..that came out weird. Anyways this blog post grosses me out.