Sammiches with the crust cut off automatically mean they are fancy..
Add a touch of caviar and a dollop of creme fraiche and VOILA, you have fancy fucking sammiches straight outta an English Literary Library full of uptight suits wearing coat tails and a pocket watch dangling out on a gold chain. Add to that a monocle and SHERLOCK HOLMES comes out of nowhere questioning your ass about some crime you may have committed ages ago using a "McGuyver" like maneouver to build a bomb.
What was this about? I don't know but I sure would like a fancy fucking sammich right about now.
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