Pets are expensive but worth it.

Today's post I bring to you the latest rant about how expensive it is to have a house full of animals who never grow up and rely on your forever and ever sucking the life out of you and every penny you could possibly earn.

Proceed with caution. I have dogs and cats, obvious to those who already follow this blog. I won't define the exact number of animals I have only because I know some asswipe noisy nose maker will contact the city i live in and report my ass. Or they might just come and try to break in and steal them in my imaginary mind.

To this date, i spend a shit load of my hard earned cash buying pet food, treats, cat litter, deodorizer for those really stinky cat shits, piss pads, toys and other ridiculous stuff that amuse me like clothing and costumes and etc. Its very rare that you will spend a lot of money on vets visits and yearly vaccines. Those are regular maintenance type of stuff and usually applies to dogs. For people like me, this is not regular maintenance, this is a weekly occurrence with my guys. These guys are super problematic with their health issues and cause me millions of dollars that fly out of my bank account even before I can enjoy spending it on other nonsense like food and mortgage.

What's the point of this whole post? The point of this post is that pets may be expensive but they give you joy. I mean if don't get some sort of joy I must have a hoarding syndrome that I'm not aware of then no amount of money is worth replacing these jerks. 'The end get a pet, you will live longer. So those of you without one, you will die lonely and miserable! True story.